Dear Fats, I Have Some Issues WIth You

If only I don't have a tummy, then the world will become a better place.

Walking inside California Fitness in Orchard, Singapore has always been a day trip to the wild zoo for me. There you will encounter the whales with their humongous chests; the butterflies who always fly by in their nice new gym clothes every single day; the bats who incessantly fly around from one machine to another; the hungry hyenas waiting on their preys; and the chimpanzees who display various unearthly exhibitions to attract the attention of other people.

And there I was, a sea lion who lazily drag my way to the gym's entrance every single day.

Signing off,
SuperPao